felix salmon: This might be demoralizing for BAML bankers, but it's surely good news for NYC expense-account lunch spots:

ben walsh: BofA's equities sales strategy: meet with clients so often they won't have time to trade with anyone else

Ryan McCarthy: It's one of those Bloomberg-is-absolutely-killing-it days & &

Kevin Roose: Bank of America salespeople are making up fake meetings to meet their 30 per month quota.

Sarah Butcher: Bank of America’s salespeople will be sacked unless they have 1.5 meetings every working day